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Happy Birthday

So, it’s that time of the year when someone you know is getting older (and hopefully wiser, but we’ll see about that). Whether it’s your best friend, your colleague, or your Grandma Mildred, everyone deserves a good laugh on their birthday. Here are some funny birthday messages that are perfect for anyone, because let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good chuckle on their special day?

The Classic One-liner: “Another year older, but not necessarily wiser. Let’s work on that for the next birthday, shall we?”

To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday!

Your big day is becoming a serious fire hazard. Blow them out! Quick! Oh, and happy birthday!

Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. In this day and age, those are harder to find than eggs, so you should definitely feel accomplished!

Happy birthday! It’s lit—just like your candles!

Age is Just a Number: “Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still not as old as you will be next year!”

The Sweet and Sassy Approach: “Happy Birthday! Remember, you’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to looking like your driver’s license photo.”

The Honest Truth: “They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s starting to look more like a countdown! Just kidding – you’re still fabulous.”

The “Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number” Move: “Happy Birthday! Don’t count the candles on your cake; you’ll only feel older. Just, uh, be glad it’s not a bonfire!”

Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 85% mental and 15% alcohol. Start the pouring, and happy birthday !

Happy birthday! I think it’s great how you used to be young.

Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.

Remember, the key to a great funny birthday message is to keep it light-hearted and suitable for the recipient. After all, you don’t want to cause a birthday meltdown – and no, we’re not talking about the ice cream kind!

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