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Sending you a bouquet of happiness on your birthday!

I love you like I love cake at a birthday party. Don’t forget to invite me. Happy Birthday !

So, you’ve got a friend with a short attention span or maybe just a love for quick wit. No worries! Here are some short and sweet funny birthday messages to make them LOL in no time. Keep it snappy and hilarious with these gems:

  • “Happy birthday! Don’t worry, I got you a really, really big present. It’s just invisible.”
  • “Another year older, but hey, at least you’re not as old as you will be next year. Silver linings, right?”
  • “Congrats on turning a year older. Remember, you’re not ‘old,’ you’re just vintage!”
  • “Happy birthday to a real-life Insta baddie.”
  • “Name a better birthday duo. I’ll wait. In the meantime, happy birthday!”
  • “May you live so long that your wrinkles have wrinkles. Happy birthday!”
  • “You may not be able to fold a fitted sheet, but otherwise you’re pretty cool. Happy birthday!”
  • “Happy Birthday! You’re not getting older, you’re just leveling up!”
  • “Cheers to aging like fine wine… or maybe more like milk. Just kidding, you’re timeless!”
  • “Happy Birthday! Another year closer to becoming that crazy cat person we always knew you’d be.”
  • Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday!
  • Smart, good-looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday!
  • A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.
  • Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Bottoms up!
  • Happy birthday. I hope your day is as nice as your face.
  • Pst, don’t grow up! It’s a trap. Happy birthday!
  • I’d give you my last chicken nugget. That’s really saying something. Happy Birthday!
  • You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy birthday!
  • Happy birthday! Super glad you were born.
  • Happy birthday! You don’t look a day older than dirt!

So, there you have it, short and hilarious birthday wishes that will leave everyone chuckling. After all, who doesn’t love a good laugh on their birthday?

Happy Birthday !

Remember, it’s not the size of the message that counts, it’s the laughter it brings!

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